Tuesday, 9 September 2008

We just want to be cherished and spoilt.Its that simple

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it will take all of my energy for many years and it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"


Ellee Seymour said...

I think women should remain a mystery. I now men always will!!

I'm visiting Limerick later this month Mary, and very much looking forward to it.

marymaryquitecontrary said...

Well we all know "men are from Mars" I am sure you will enjoy being in Limerick;have a pint of the black stuff won't you. I am off to Spain for two weeks on Saturday.

Gretchen said...

Interesting take on that story. I've heard it before with a genie and asking for world peace. :)

marymaryquitecontrary said...

welcome to my blog gretchen. World peace, now it would take a miracle for that to happen

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Love it!

marymaryquitecontrary said...

Got to laugh;well sometimes!